“At twenty you’re convinced you know everything, but forty is even worse; that’s when you’ve realized no one can know everything, and yet when it comes to certain situations, you still believe yourself to be an absolute expert. When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure. That’s what you learn at sixty, and, as it turns out, no one is ever surprised by this bit of news.”—Alice Hoffman, Here on Earth (pg 133 - Louise Justice’s thoughts on love, lust, and fidelity) (via writinggirl2writingwoman)
7. Reading A code word for the act of masturbating in front of ones partner on web cam when other sexual acts are not possible
9. reading The biggest waste of a highschoolers time. most kids these days have more important things to do like playing WOW or going outside and larping. i mean really who thinks that real kids are going to spend a perfectly good summer day inside reading when they could be sitting on there ass, eating, cheetoes, naked, with a floaty around their waist, playing halo on Live. Harry told his mom he had no time for reading. he told his mom that he was going to go out to the park and run, when in reality he was actually going out to meet up with his WOW larping friends.
10. reading 1. What boring people do to get more boring. 2. A waste of time 3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film. 4. A crap football team with a legend owner 5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)