This is how it starts.
The moon-faced fat mayor smiled and his triplicate chin wobbled. His thick rose-colored hand lay on the head of a child, who wasn’t dancing but reading. ‘What’re you reading,’ asked the mayor’s spouse. The girl cast down her eyes and said: ‘I’m reading the bible.’
girl reading a book (by tilllassmann)
Source: Flickr / lassmann
Wikipedia presents her with a certain wit: “Goldberg has a Grammy, two Emmys, two Golden Globes, a Tony (production, not acting), an Oscar, and no eyebrows.”
The original READ poster.
Auguste Toulmouche - The Love Letter
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